Saturday, March 17, 2007

Gasification system


Now available from Sledgehammer Morris! Household Waste Gasification System (HWGS). Limited time offer. Hurry, while supplies last! Send your $50,000 today!




Senreq's gasification unit. (Is this a shipping container?)

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do I get a refund if it doesn't work?

Anonymous said...

Love your blog!

Anonymous said...

Easy product refund procedure: To get a refund for this product, you must first wait for over a year from the promised delivery date. Then, when you ask for the refund, the salesman will skip your meetings and tell you he has no obligation to do anything. Your own attorney just smirks at you. Then, after it becomes a big controversy on a blog, maybe you will get a refund.

Anonymous said...

WOWEE! I have 3 HWGS in my backyard, retail price $150,000! I will part with one for only $40,000, if you act now.

Anonymous said...

I'll take one, right after I pay for the bridge that someone sold me.

Anonymous said...

Do they let alderman in charge of the vending machines at city hall?

Anonymous said...

Kopczick and Feeney were both aldermen who voted to partner with Community Landfill by signing off on their bond. It is their solid-waste wizardry that got the city of Morris into the $17 million cleanup job out there. The Senreq contract didn't have a bonding requirement either. Our town could be run better by a bunch of chimpanzees.

Anonymous said...

Republican or Democrat chimpanzees?

Anonymous said...

What if the chimps are corrupt? All they care about are the bananas.

Anonymous said...

Do the barrels just come rust color?

Anonymous said...

Mike Farrel is drooling over that picture.

Anonymous said...

sledge, you need Myron Brick to stop buy and give a demonstration on gasification because you would then know that old used shipping containers are used not 55 gallon barrels to burn the paper.

Sledgehammer Morris said...

I hadn't noticed until now, but Senreq's model does bear a remarkable resemblence to a shipping container.

Anonymous said...

Senreq LLC is still not in good standing with the state of Illinois. Why hasn't the city terminated the lease with this company? How can Morris be doing business with a company that is not in good standing with the state?

Anonymous said...

Despite selling a unit in Kansas, Senreq did not pay the 2% royalty to Morris. Supporters of the Senreq deal have often repeated the myth that the 2% royalty is not due because the Morris facility was not yet built. However, the Host Agreement did not contain any provision making the 2% royalty contingent on building the Morris plant. Read it for yourself. Sledgehammer aptly quotes FDR at the bottom of this blog, "Repitition does not transform a lie into the truth."

Anonymous said...

What does a corporation not in good standing mean?